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KATY PERRY HIGH FASHION Within an hour of this being posted
she had blocked her boy friend from her Twitter account as she unfriended him
on VK. Questions were immediately raised at the OXFORD UNION (Her Boy Friend DR
John Rumary Dip Soc (Oxon) is a life member and Oxford Student Mindfulness
Society Doctor) and a debate has been called for: "THIS HOUSE BELIEVES IT
IS AS DIABOLICAL TO BLOCK AND UNFRIEND YOUR PARTNER FROM YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA
ACCOUNTS AS IT IS TERMINATING A MARRIAGE VIA TEXT MESSAGE". Dr Rumary refused
to comment further this morning but did say on leaving the debating chamber on
Katy Perry mi cantante
she had blocked her boy friend from her Twitter account as she unfriended him
on VK. Questions were immediately raised at the OXFORD UNION (Her Boy Friend DR
John Rumary Dip Soc (Oxon) is a life member and Oxford Student Mindfulness
Society Doctor) and a debate has been called for: "THIS HOUSE BELIEVES IT
IS AS DIABOLICAL TO BLOCK AND UNFRIEND YOUR PARTNER FROM YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA
ACCOUNTS AS IT IS TERMINATING A MARRIAGE VIA TEXT MESSAGE". Dr Rumary refused
to comment further this morning but did say on leaving the debating chamber on
Katy Perry mi cantante
MONDAY EVENING "favorita? Bitch please, ella es mi...
"I LOVE KATY PERRY UNCONDITIONALLY AND WILL OPPOSE THE MOTION BY TAKING TO
THE STAND TO DEFEND HER ACTIONS AS SOON AS I KNOW WHY MYSELF SHE HASN'T SPOKEN
TO ME IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS AS WE ARE ARE BOTH CARRYING A HEAVY WORKLOAD 10,500
MILES APART SO I FOUND SOCIAL MEDIA ON THE INTERNET AS THE PERFECT WAY TO KEEP
OUR LOVE ALIVE MAYBE SHES LOVING CATS INSTEAD BUT I WILL ADD OUR INTERNET
RELATIONSHIP IS A VISUAL ONE RATHER THAN MINDLESS CHAT ABOUT OUR REALITIES I
MEAN WHO WANTS TO KNOW IF SHES HAVING A HEAVIER THAN NORMAL PERIOD DISCHARGE OR
IS SUFFERING PMT HUSBAND HATE AGONY THIS MORNING AND SHE SURE HAS NO INTEREST
IN THE THEORETICAL FASCINATIONS OF DISPROVING EINSTEINS THEORY OF RELATIVITY OR
MY LATEST INVENTION QUANTUM SCIENCE BUT SHE SURE HAS A SMILE ON HER SELFIE IF I
OFFER HER A MILKY HANDSHAKE BEFORE BEDTIME ON INSTAGRAM PRIVEE I SHALL GET TO HER
BOTTOM OF THIS WHEN I GET HOME AND INTERROGATE HER ON ASK.com ANONYMOUSLY BUT
KATY WEARS THE TROUSERS IN THIS MARRIAGE I PREFER TOTTERING AROUND IN FRONT OF
THE BEDROOM MIRROR IN STOCKINGS SUSPENDERS AND JIMMY CHOO HEELS TO DIE FOR FROM
HER EXTENSIVE COLLECTION PRETENDING TO BE TAYLOR SWIFTLES"
"I LOVE KATY PERRY UNCONDITIONALLY AND WILL OPPOSE THE MOTION BY TAKING TO
THE STAND TO DEFEND HER ACTIONS AS SOON AS I KNOW WHY MYSELF SHE HASN'T SPOKEN
TO ME IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS AS WE ARE ARE BOTH CARRYING A HEAVY WORKLOAD 10,500
MILES APART SO I FOUND SOCIAL MEDIA ON THE INTERNET AS THE PERFECT WAY TO KEEP
OUR LOVE ALIVE MAYBE SHES LOVING CATS INSTEAD BUT I WILL ADD OUR INTERNET
RELATIONSHIP IS A VISUAL ONE RATHER THAN MINDLESS CHAT ABOUT OUR REALITIES I
MEAN WHO WANTS TO KNOW IF SHES HAVING A HEAVIER THAN NORMAL PERIOD DISCHARGE OR
IS SUFFERING PMT HUSBAND HATE AGONY THIS MORNING AND SHE SURE HAS NO INTEREST
IN THE THEORETICAL FASCINATIONS OF DISPROVING EINSTEINS THEORY OF RELATIVITY OR
MY LATEST INVENTION QUANTUM SCIENCE BUT SHE SURE HAS A SMILE ON HER SELFIE IF I
OFFER HER A MILKY HANDSHAKE BEFORE BEDTIME ON INSTAGRAM PRIVEE I SHALL GET TO HER
BOTTOM OF THIS WHEN I GET HOME AND INTERROGATE HER ON ASK.com ANONYMOUSLY BUT
KATY WEARS THE TROUSERS IN THIS MARRIAGE I PREFER TOTTERING AROUND IN FRONT OF
THE BEDROOM MIRROR IN STOCKINGS SUSPENDERS AND JIMMY CHOO HEELS TO DIE FOR FROM
HER EXTENSIVE COLLECTION PRETENDING TO BE TAYLOR SWIFTLES"
Mais je vais boîte intelligente et pas seul, je vais appeler
à l'Univers pour l'aide et mes anges célestes et son flottement autour de sa
chambre à Los Angeles prêt à nous aider parce que je suis tellement auto
confident en mes capacités comme un amant supérieure elle couvrirait
normalement manquer la chance d'obtenir un Dieu si je ne manifestent pas la
force viratory correct de mon cœur dans l'Univers jeté dans la lumière whaere
elle sera reliée à moi par des chaînes d'énergie plus élevée, elle se sentira
mon amour descendre sur lui à partir de la univers et réagir en conséquence
à l'Univers pour l'aide et mes anges célestes et son flottement autour de sa
chambre à Los Angeles prêt à nous aider parce que je suis tellement auto
confident en mes capacités comme un amant supérieure elle couvrirait
normalement manquer la chance d'obtenir un Dieu si je ne manifestent pas la
force viratory correct de mon cœur dans l'Univers jeté dans la lumière whaere
elle sera reliée à moi par des chaînes d'énergie plus élevée, elle se sentira
mon amour descendre sur lui à partir de la univers et réagir en conséquence
But I'm going smart and not alone, I'm gonna call the
universe for help and my heavenly angels and float around her room in Los
Angeles ready to help us because I'm so self-confident in my abilities as a
superior lover She would normally miss the chance to get a God if I don't show
the correct viratory strength of my heart in the universe thrown into the
lumière light she will be connected to me by higher energy chains, she will
feel my love descend on Him from the universe and react accordingly
universe for help and my heavenly angels and float around her room in Los
Angeles ready to help us because I'm so self-confident in my abilities as a
superior lover She would normally miss the chance to get a God if I don't show
the correct viratory strength of my heart in the universe thrown into the
lumière light she will be connected to me by higher energy chains, she will
feel my love descend on Him from the universe and react accordingly
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Mais je vais boîte intelligente et pas seul, je vais appeler
à l'Univers pour l'aide et mes anges célestes et son flottement autour de sa
chambre à Los Angeles prêt à nous aider parce que je suis tellement auto
confident en mes capacités comme un amant supérieure elle couvrirait
normalement manquer la chance d'obtenir un Dieu si je ne manifestent pas la
force viratory correct de mon cœur dans l'Univers jeté dans la lumière whaere
elle sera reliée à moi par des chaînes d'énergie plus élevée, elle se sentira
mon amour descendre sur lui à partir de la univers et réagir en conséquence
à l'Univers pour l'aide et mes anges célestes et son flottement autour de sa
chambre à Los Angeles prêt à nous aider parce que je suis tellement auto
confident en mes capacités comme un amant supérieure elle couvrirait
normalement manquer la chance d'obtenir un Dieu si je ne manifestent pas la
force viratory correct de mon cœur dans l'Univers jeté dans la lumière whaere
elle sera reliée à moi par des chaînes d'énergie plus élevée, elle se sentira
mon amour descendre sur lui à partir de la univers et réagir en conséquence
But I'm going smart and not alone, I'm gonna call the
universe for help and my heavenly angels and float around her room in Los
Angeles ready to help us because I'm so self-confident in my abilities as a
superior lover She would normally miss the chance to get a God if I don't show
the correct viratory strength of my heart in the universe thrown into the
lumière light she will be connected to me by higher energy chains, she will
feel my love descend on Him from the universe and react accordingly
universe for help and my heavenly angels and float around her room in Los
Angeles ready to help us because I'm so self-confident in my abilities as a
superior lover She would normally miss the chance to get a God if I don't show
the correct viratory strength of my heart in the universe thrown into the
lumière light she will be connected to me by higher energy chains, she will
feel my love descend on Him from the universe and react accordingly
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Mais je vais boîte intelligente et pas seul, je vais appeler
à l'Univers pour l'aide et mes anges célestes et son flottement autour de sa
chambre à Los Angeles prêt à nous aider parce que je suis tellement auto
confident en mes capacités comme un amant supérieure elle couvrirait
normalement manquer la chance d'obtenir un Dieu si je ne manifestent pas la
force viratory correct de mon cœur dans l'Univers jeté dans la lumière whaere
elle sera reliée à moi par des chaînes d'énergie plus élevée, elle se sentira
mon amour descendre sur lui à partir de la univers et réagir en conséquence
à l'Univers pour l'aide et mes anges célestes et son flottement autour de sa
chambre à Los Angeles prêt à nous aider parce que je suis tellement auto
confident en mes capacités comme un amant supérieure elle couvrirait
normalement manquer la chance d'obtenir un Dieu si je ne manifestent pas la
force viratory correct de mon cœur dans l'Univers jeté dans la lumière whaere
elle sera reliée à moi par des chaînes d'énergie plus élevée, elle se sentira
mon amour descendre sur lui à partir de la univers et réagir en conséquence
But I'm going smart and not alone, I'm gonna call the
universe for help and my heavenly angels and float around her room in Los
Angeles ready to help us because I'm so self-confident in my abilities as a
superior lover She would normally miss the chance to get a God if I don't show
the correct viratory strength of my heart in the universe thrown into the
lumière light she will be connected to me by higher energy chains, she will
feel my love descend on Him from the universe and react accordingly
universe for help and my heavenly angels and float around her room in Los
Angeles ready to help us because I'm so self-confident in my abilities as a
superior lover She would normally miss the chance to get a God if I don't show
the correct viratory strength of my heart in the universe thrown into the
lumière light she will be connected to me by higher energy chains, she will
feel my love descend on Him from the universe and react accordingly
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